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September 7th, 2009


09:00 pm - Hey!


What happened to August?


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June 18th, 2009


09:54 pm - Not about the calendar


I haven't done any modelling or photo shoots for a while. And not that I should need to say it, but I certainly did not model for the alleged artwork in this story (And I am "fully functional" yes.):

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-me-arnold-gift18-2009jun18,0,3589705.story

Considering who it all was for and about, shouldn't the sculpture have been of human anatomy?

Not that anyone has been wondering, but I haven't been contacted by Megan Fox or Olivia Wilde. Probably just as well.


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May 20th, 2009


09:52 pm - Strangle an ox?!


Olivia Wilde is not only one of television's hottest break-out stars, but she is also the woman Megan Fox has described as “so sexy, she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox.”

A mountain ox? I suppose some oxen do live on or around mountains. But strangle? Why? That Megan Fox has replied that, "of course, anything I can do to save the mountain ox, I’m happy to do,” eases things a bit.

I'm not down, or any other direction, with the strangling thing. And if it's been misheard and misreported and that was "mount an ox" or something related, well now. If they're[1] willing to date outside their species, I'm willing to date outside mine. For the good of my kind, of course. If they want to go to a mountain location, well, why not? Just, no strangling, thanks.



[1] One, the other, both. I'm not an overly picky ox.
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