Orvan Ox's Journal - Strangle an ox?!

> Recent Entries
> Archive
> Friends
> User Info
> Orvan Ox

Links
Log In
Update Journal
Recent Comments
Manage Friends
Blog Search
IJ Site Map

Log out


ACME Delivery


Conventions
LibertyCon
MFF
Penguicon
RCFM

May 20th, 2009


Previous Entry Add to Memories Tell a Friend Next Entry
09:52 pm - Strangle an ox?!


Olivia Wilde is not only one of television's hottest break-out stars, but she is also the woman Megan Fox has described as “so sexy, she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox.”

A mountain ox? I suppose some oxen do live on or around mountains. But strangle? Why? That Megan Fox has replied that, "of course, anything I can do to save the mountain ox, I’m happy to do,” eases things a bit.

I'm not down, or any other direction, with the strangling thing. And if it's been misheard and misreported and that was "mount an ox" or something related, well now. If they're[1] willing to date outside their species, I'm willing to date outside mine. For the good of my kind, of course. If they want to go to a mountain location, well, why not? Just, no strangling, thanks.



[1] One, the other, both. I'm not an overly picky ox.
Current Mood: Moo?

(Leave a comment)


> Go to Top
InsaneJournal